(Ol Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw) (this is going on in the during the Intro and part Of the verse)
You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit [coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke this Know well! I remember when we used to go down to the Member when we to go down to the creek? And to dip your head in the water? thought you had it in you, you know You used to jump out the The water used to glisten alllllll over bohhhhhhdy What? I said the used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
[Intro: Ol Dirty
out my vocals Yeah, I said I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, [more noises] Chkccha Brooklyn, zucka Zoo C'mon baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
[Verse
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect a dialect by the way he rap I elect myself MC My career so intelligent, physique with mathematics, not democratic Static, topic, Zssshuh, them unique, leak, brlaharl... it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical I detect dialect by the way you rappp! I elect President MC My so intelligent, unique physique mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
[Verse Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
Crazy, in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your weight up, don't take me Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the It's the with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Bas My gammmmme, to your ass duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin On the industry that was frontin now they What everybody else is Cuz wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, like me and, old it comes to the microphone who killed the swine? Be the G Do the rhymin on and in the place to be
Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man]
You are now in my You are getting You are now getting And And sleepy, and
[Verse Three: Man]
one here's for my people, my people the 36 chambers, the sequel Part two, for me and the cipher With the Teflon that you can't get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, You ain't hittin that wack shit you kickin Straight from the beginning, of the All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the Dark like the train on the track by the RZA like Arnold Schwarzanegger
[Outro: Ol Bastard]
The hardware, choose the Ask you a question, the Ason Extra extra, read the drama and another one Which you intrigue, do your rap in the... Ohhhh.... I go, aauhhh Yeahhh... (shit makes me high)