Dirt Slang

Yo, man I got some sick ass shit
I got all kinds of Bongs, I got fuckin'
I got paramaxes, I got Graffix, I got all the dope shit
I got superbowls, I got fuckin' skunk weed, I got skillz, listen
I'll get me on the court, you know what I'm saying? I got skillz

Look I got crossovers, I got dimes, I got lobs, I got ups
I got all kinds of skillz, I got home boys, I got weed, I get high I'm fuckin'
I got dope remote control car with fat ass fuckin' whomper buds
Fuckin' Varsity team, D Loc said represent

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors
Crazy man

Suburban ebonics comin' out my mouth
Take a lesson bitch, boy I gots Kottonmouth
But your square nerdy asses won't understand
So, yo, break 'em off a fat ass piece man

Dirt Slang, it starts like this bro
I play dunk ball with the homies and I eat pink taco
714, bustin' up yo ass
Suburban white ebonics they don't teach in class

It's the psychedelic hip hop, punk rock, shit
So let me tell you motherfuckers who your fucking with
Well I'm saint dog getin' spills my pills
When I gets lit I like to bark some shit

Like it sucked up, cracked out, cock eyed bitch
I only kick licks and I don't shoot brick
I got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scrotum sac
I got a gang a gear, I keep my kicks on a rack

From airwalks to bocks to docs to birkenstock
Top it all off with some old school socks
No wonder why your old lady rides my jock
I got her tied up like a boat to a dock

Yo, I twist up your mind with my wicked hog say
Uck, fay, ou, yay, umb, day, itch, bay
Aint, say, og, day, ever, nay, lays, pay
Now that's the type of shit comin' slurred from saint

Emergency, emergency, 911
Kottonmouth's on the mic so you bitches better run

I gots the light if you gots the time
I gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
I gots the ink if you gots the papers
I gots the flow if you'll catch the vapors
Crazy man, dirt slang