Luyện nghe bài hát Diet Song

Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no no jelly no jam
Lunch just some lettuce two celery no booze no potatoes no ham
one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie
And dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die
So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial drivin' me right up the wall
And I'm thinkin' of french fries and waffles spaghetti and cookies and cake
And night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream
And I'm starvin' to death I wake
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Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw some the size of a nail
One sliced a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail
eatin' that pizza right under my nose girl that's the least you can do
Put that candy bar while I'm singin' I'm starvin' my pants off for you
You're fixin' the kids all creamed mashed potatoes
But bouillon and water for me
Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator Lord knows where you're the key
While I'm starvin' for food late at night I'm starvin' for lovin' you
But you say that I can see my own dick you'll be glad to look at it too
So pass me a carrot stick peel me a a glass of skim milk and that's all
You and Jane and old Richard Simmons are drivin' me right off the wall
Now I am dead with the insurance paid you'll look down at me and you'll grin
You'll say the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don't he good when he's thin oh my
And this dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die