Diesel Truckin'

Yeah, headin across country, ain't no stoppin

Diesel truckin', baby, poppin' No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, tank's full with gas
Look in your rearview, kid, I'm up on yo' ass

Diesel trucks with big engines, Caterpillar motors
Y'all move over, we honkin' the horns behind your Escalade
Bam bam bam bam, that's us
With one overload, behind your Range Rover, truck stops

Last night we made the drops, air pressure on the brakes
Fshew, one tank better than Jake
Y'all talk a lot of mouth, while we pulled up at the waffle house
Interstate we movin forward, 18 gears, the bridge ain't closed

4008 Peterbilt, orange and gray long-nose
Haulin apples grade A, swap trailers on payday
Your meat get delivered on tough beats
While y'all supposed to be movin' on tough streets
Play it back baby, crank the pipes, I don't think they got heat

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, I'm overweight, runnin late
Didn't stop at the scale, highway patrol on my tail

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin' No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, tank's full with gas
Look in your rearview, kid, I'm up on yo' ass

Diesel monster truck rollin', huh? Burgundy
Surly more deadly and ready for road kill melee
I shear, runnin over deers and queers
Niggaz, way back, suck cheers and beer, last chance for fear

Hey, hello, little kiddie
Pink bows in your hair and ahh, you're lookin' pretty
What I really look like, I leave no one else
No mercy a killer, kiss my pinkie ring, come kiss it

Sit in fun seats, shiny skirts, big dice on the dash
Flamin all lost with David Lynch, highbeams flash
The cash in ya bra strap, is how much I spent on hubcaps
Blew my 8, cylinder right before I split ya

Put a nice suck me, suck me, cut me, orgasm champagne
Vibe bully pistol me kink, throw me, slit my throat, shut me out
It was out in my diesel truck, that I call Lil' Sally

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, I'm overweight, runnin late
Didn't stop at the scale, highway patrol on my tail

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin' No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, tank's full with gas
Look in your rearview, kid, I'm up on yo' ass

Man, you're ready for Kansas, up here I'm rollin
21 gears behind a lady drivin a Volkswagen, I can't stand this
Box weight, ox weight, I gotta be in Grand Rapids
At a quarter to 8, not a quarter too late

When I hit the clutch, everythin' shake
I don't know what route I'ma take
Hit Flying J's in the Great Lakes
Engine red hot, his coffee pot, two barrels of fuel on each side
I laugh at the gas exit when you gotta stop

Respect all the way up to the radars, check my rear view
Wave at weigh stations, it's all love for you
With sheriffs and cops, Detroit diesel engine you can't stop
When the reindeer lock, everythin' stay 100 speed limit
Watch the grill block

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts, rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, I'm overweight, runnin late
Didn't stop at the scale, highway patrol on my tail

Diesel truckin' baby, poppin' No-Doz for nights
Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turnpike
Rollin down the highway, tank's full with gas
Look in your rearview, kid, I'm up on yo' ass