Did You Steal My Money

I wake up on broken glass
But you left your number
All the members of the cast
They reckon I was lumbered

Did you steal it?
Did you screw me?
Did you peel it?
Did you do me?

Did you steal my money?
Did you steal my money?

Are you out there Mr. No One
Is my investment growing
Sorry, that I got so drunk
I wrote you a poem

Did you search me?
Did you turn me over?
While I cold turkeyed
On the sofa

Did you steal my money?
Did you steal my money?

How can we forgive a grievance
Now that we all live with demons

Did you know that poor old veteran
That you kicked right out o' his bed?
He says that he cannot forget you
But he does not wish you dead
Just leave his gold watch in reception
And he'll keep the sixteen stitches in his head

Did you steal his money?
Did you steal his money?

Did you pinch my trainer football?
Say if you half inched it
I thought, I heard a female foot fall
While I washed my kitchen

Did you use me?
Oh, why'd I trust you?
Why'd you abuse me?
Oh, I ain't gonna bust you, no, no

But did you steal mymoney?
Did you steal my money?

Did you steal my money?
Did you steal my money?
Did you steal my lolly?
Fell right off my lorry

Did you pinch my Brasso?
Nick my gelt you asshole
Did you steal my money, money?
Did you?
Did you?
Did you?