Dickhead

I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke endo's
She lived across the street
I threw a rock through her window
As a kid I wasnt making any sense
Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence
She called the cops, I been hating ever since
Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been
That broken glass cost me seven hundred bucks
I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man
fuck man, I seen her the other night
Hanging off a brass pole high as a kite
Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up
I got my dick sucked, she got tit fucked
She sucked my ball sack and licked my asshole
I came in her hair then she called me an asshole
Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks
Said thats all that I have

[Chorus]
Im addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a fucking prick
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick (x2)

How many people get to have sex with four strippers?
At the same time and it doesnt make a difference
Im a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle
I dont want to talk, lets fuck right now
Hang around and get mistreated cause Im conceited
If you dont like it beat it
Ill just take the next slut standing in line
If youre not here to suck it then youre wasting my time
Youre here to please me and serve me
Im here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy
Getting bitches takes no effort
Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers
Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her
The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her
Mad Childs a womanizer like no other
Call me a motherfucker cause Ill fuck your mother

[Chorus]
Im addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
Im a fucking prick
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick (x2)

Please dont call me on the phone cause I live with my girl
And I will say its the wrong number
And if you call me back I will find out where you live
And then I will turn your life to shit
So just remember that youre just a slut made for sucking balls
I got a girlfriend she broke my heart
Now every night I rip a different piece of pussy apart
Straight sport fucking, shes a whore fuck it
Treat em like a piece of shit till I kick the bucket
Im so persuasive and every girl is beautiful when Mad Childs wasted
Rub my balls in her face and make her promise not to say shit
Ill put her number in my phone then erase it
Im an asshole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend
Im not your homie, heres an update cupcake
Just blow me and show me your best fuck face