Degrassi

Once upon a time
There was a school called Degrassi
And the children in attendance
Were all fat and sassy
Except for one little boy, and his
Name was Rick
People pushed him around until he
Turned into a prick
And took a gun, took a gun, took a
Very big gun
To degrassi to have himself a little
Bit of fun
And bang shot Jimmy and,
Pointed it at Emma
With Sean in the way, oh, what a
Big dilemma.
But then Rick died, and everything
Was fine
Except ahleys kinda freaking out
Cause Craig lost his mind.
And proposed at a party with his
Puppy dog eyes
But Ashley refused, and what a big surprise
When he cried like a baby, and
Went back to his hotel,
And fucked up the room, and stuck
Joey with the bill
Then he went to a wedding, and
Acted like a whore
Then he kicked Joeys ass and then
He cried a little more
Hey! Remeber back when Manny
And JT were going out?
and JT was doing good, but then
Began to doubt
That his little stack of dimes couldn't
Measure up to Craig's
When he saw it in the locker room
Between Craig's legs
So in order to get him out of his
Romantic slump
Some balck kid gave him a magic
Penis pump
But Manny found out, and to make
Matters worse
It turned out that Mr. Raditch used
It first
Well, Paige got raped,
and Marco is gay
Spinner gets boners
and farts all day
Toby is a dork
and Liberty is too
Snake's got cancer
up the wazu
Seans on his own, and
Ellie likes to cut
Alex is a bitch, and Manny
Is a slut
Emmas kinda whiny, and
Terri got hit
Hazel doesn't
Ever seem to
Do jack shit
Degrassi is my favorite thing
When the theme song plays I
Always have to sing
I hope that it never goes off
The air,
I'd even miss Spinners hair.