Death Metal Guys

Rockabilly guys like hot rod cars
They like hot women and their neighborhood bar
Death metal guys will grow long hair
Work real hard to have an evil stare
They're kind of medieval, those death metal guys

Jerry Lee Lewis shot his bass player down
Down to the ground with a .38 round
But death metal guys would have eaten his brains
And people call Jerry Lee Lewis insane

Rockabilly guys like rockabilly chicks
Death metal guys think they're all country hicks
But death metal guys still live with their mom
On the Internet learning how to embalm
So they go kill a dog, those death metal guys

It's really kind of hard to live in harmony
Hot rod cars and blasphemy
Hair in your face or hair way up high
I'm a rockabilly cat, not a death metal guy

I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
Yeah! Whoo!
I'm a rocka, I'm a rocka, I'm a rockabilly guy
And I don't eat brains, like death metal guys