Dear Catastrophe Waitress

Dear catastrophe waitress
Dear catastrophe waitress

Im sorry that you seem to have
The weight of the world over you
I cherish your smile
Theres a word of peace on you lips
Say it, and with tenderness Ill cherish you
Ill cherish you

Dear catastrophe girlfriend
Dear catastrophe girlfriend

Im sorry if he hit you with a
Full can of Coke, its no joke
Your face is bleeding
Youll soon be leaving this town
To the clowns who worship
No one but themselves, no one but themselves

I hate feeling this way, oh
I hate feeling this way, oh
I know that you hate it too, oh
Now that your coffee's growing cold, oh
All of the customers look so old, oh
Honey, if I could be so bold

Dear catastrophe waitress
Dear catastrophe waitress

Im sorry if the kids hold you
In cool disregard, I know its hard
You stick to what you know
Youll blow them all to the wall
When they realize what youve been working for
What youve been working for, what youve been working for