Dear Blank

Dear blank, I'm sorry, I blanked you're blank
But you'd understand if you knew how much beer that I drank
I know today is going too fucking slow
So take a number, get in line, I'll tell you all where to go

It's last call and here I am again in the hall
I guess nobody gets my jokes at all
It's no prize being me and getting to wise
They just make you turn around and go apologize

I don't wanna lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

No, I don't owe anything
To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you good and done
Then thank you just the same
'Cause I don't owe you anything

About now, you're thinking to yourself, just how
Did this jerk make it through school without ever getting plowed?
Wannabe, I see him all the time on TV
What makes this kamikaze think he's any better than me

I'll tell you though it's something that I've learned
You should know I'm so used of the phrase 'I told you so'
It's my brain, it may be certified insane
At least I'm not like all you whiners, man, you're all the same

I don't wanna lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

No, I don't owe anything
To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you good and done
Then thank you just the same
'Cause I don't owe you anything

I don't care if there's a time or a place, I'll be right there
Didn't anyone tell you?
I don't care if there's a will there's a way for me
Dear blank, I'm sorry, I blanked, you're blank
I know today is going so slow

No, I don't owe anything
To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun
If you good and done
Then thank you just the same
'Cause I don't owe you anything