Dead! (Live)

Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, dead

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long

'Cause now you've got
(Now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
(Is that the most that you can give?)

One, two, one two three four!

La la la, la la
La la la la, la la
La la la la, la la la
Well come on

La la la, la la
La la la la, la la
La la la la, la la la
Oh motherfucker

If life ain't just a joke
(La la la, la la)
Then why are we laughing?
(La la la la, la la)
If life ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
(La la la, la la)
Then why are we laughing?
(La la la la, la la)
If like ain't just a joke
(La la la la, la la la)
Then why am I dead?
Dead!