Daytime TV

When I was a kid
I use to fake sick
Luckily my mom and dad were
pretty easy to trick
I was biding my time
Until the house was all mine
To do the one thing I really wanted to do
Which was watching DayTime TV
While there's noone home to watch me
I'm hanging out with Bonnie (???)
Staring at the Tele (Test?)
Are you the father well its anybodys guess
And (????) Jerry Springer
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a tv dinner
I guess the best things in life come free
Like watching daytime tv.

When I was a kid
The world was a mystery
There were so many thigns that
just didn't make sense to me
and the way to find out
what all the fuss was about
and to satisfy my healthy curiousity
was by watching Daytime TV
While there's noone home to watch me
I'm hanging out with Bonnie (???)
Staring at the Tele (Test?)
Are you the father well its anybodys guess
And (???? Give Me?) Jerry Springer
Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, and a tv dinner
I guess the best things in life come free
Like watching daytime tv.

There's noone home to watch me
theres noone home to stop me
I'm hanging out with Bonnie?
I'm hanging out with Genevieve
There's noone home to watch me
There's noone home to stop me
From hanging out with Body?
I'm hanging out.