Day I Met God

Day I met God
I got so carried away
Day I met God
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with religion
But the size of his knob

The day I met God
The day I met God
It was pissing with rain
And we went

Day I met God
I got so carried away
Day I met God
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with the vicars
Or the nuns or the priests

The day I met God
The day I met the big boy
It was pissing with rain
And we went

And the herald angels sang
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh....

The day I met God
The day I met God
The day I met God
The day I met the big boy, yeah
It was pissing with rain
And we went

We were coming back in the van
From milan
And I saw god
Right there