Luyện nghe bài hát Dan's Underpant

We all went New Delih,
We had too much and aching bellies.
Peter got gut rot and on the floor,
Stez Styx on shithouse door.
I says, come on lads and finish Bombay duck,
We're going to find some who'll give us a decent Alkaselzer.
Now Dan he knew of this party, so we drove over there,
and farting.
Stez nicked cans of beer,
And Dan himself, he had diarheoa.
He said "Oh lads, no fun to dance."
And he goes upstairs to his underpants.
Now he the window, wipes his ass,
And throws the bags on the grass.
He "everybody come and look at this,
streaked with shit and they're stained with piss,
But look at me, they're not fucking mine."
But his loving mum had his fucking name inside.