Dammit Janet

Brad Majors
Hey, Janet

Janet Weiss
Yes, Brad?

Brad Majors
I've got something to say

Janet Weiss
Uh huh?

Brad Majors
I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Janet Weiss
Oh...oh, Brad

Brad Majors
The river was deep but I swam it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
The future is ours, so let's plan it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
So please don't tell me to can it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
If there's one fool for you then I am it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Janet Weiss
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

Chorus
Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Chorus
Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss
That you met Mom and you know Dad

Chorus
Oh, Brad

Janet Weiss
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Brad Majors
Oh, dammit

Janet Weiss
I'm mad

Brad Majors
Oh, Janet

Janet Weiss
For you

Brad Majors
I love you too

Brad and Janet
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad Majors
And that's go see the man who began it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
When we met in his science exam-it

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
Made me give you the eye and then panic

Chorus
Janet

Brad Majors
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Janet Weiss
Oh Brad, I'm mad

Brad Majors
Dammit, Janet

Brad and Janet
I love you