Daddy Fantastic

Hey there baby dont you be no sulk because daddy fantastic is here,
Im a mean silver bullet when the moon is full,
And I'm enough to make a werewolf fear,
Cos i turn into a flower when i smell purple power,
I just gotta do my thing,
With my band behind me,
You where to find me,
Gonna make your eardrums ring.

Because im daddy fantastic,
my tight pants are made of elastic,
and if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
the results will be quite psychetastic,
wow!

Im gonna do that walk,
Im gonna do that talk,
Im gonna walk that talk,
Im gonna do that stuff,
I hope theres enough,
when I do that stuff.
(And all of it!)

Because im daddy fantastic,
my tight pants are made of elastic,
and if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
the results will be quite psychetastic,
wow!

Ive got a pair of shades,
hiding tombstone eyes,
because my stare just looks so red,
when i joined this band,
i never realized,
that we'd just practise getting out of our heads,
well practise makes perfect,
now we're really good,
It's no peculiar thing.

Well that strange purple power,
It smells like a flower,
And makes you want to jump and sing.

Well im daddy fantastic,
im a bit of a social spastic,
i can jump and shout and it wont fall out,
cos my tight pants are made of elastic.

Woah, hey there baby dont you be no sulk,
Cos daddy fantastic is here,
Im a mean silver bullet when the moon is full,
Im enough to make a werewolf fear,
Cos i turn into a flower when i smell purple power,
It makes me want to jump and sing,
With my band behind me,
You where to find me,
Its gonna make your eardrums ring.

Cos im daddy fantastic,
my tight pants are made of elastic,
and if you'll be kind,
I'll blow your mind,
the results will be quite psychetastic.
wow!

Daddy fantastic,
im a bit of a social spastic,
i can jump and shout and it wont fall out,
cos my tight pants are made of elastic.
woo!

Copyright Daddy Fantastic 2006
Lyrics by Wobbly Bob