Alot of ask me, Stupid questions, alot of think that, i say on record, or what i abouton the record, i actually, do in real life, or that i in it, or if i say i kill somebody that, im actually gonna do it or i believe in it shit, if you that, i'll kill you [Laughs] ya know im a youre goddamn im a im a CRIMINAL
1] My words are like a wit a jagged edge stab you in da head whether a fag or les or the homosex, hermpah, or a trans-a-vest, pants or dress: hate the answers yes homophobic nah you heterophobic at my jeans wathcin my genitals boulgin [ooh] my muthafuckin balls, you let go of 'em, they belong in my scrotum youll never get ahold of 'em hey its me Resache, WHOOPS somebody me, and i was checkin the mail, get it checkin the [tounge clicks] how many you expectin' to sell after your 2nd LP sends you directly to relax guys i gay men right ken an amen [aaaaaamen] please lod this boy jesus this child; help us destroy these demons, oh, and please send me a new car and a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher 5th grade teacher you cant me my mom neither [nope] you cant teach me a goddamn cause, i watch T.V. and cable and you aint able ta stop thoughts and you cant stop me toppin these charts and you stop me from droppin each March; with a brand new CD for fucking retards[duhhr] and da think, its lil' old me Mr. dont give a fuck still wont
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My mother did drugs: liqor, cigarettes and speed the baby came out ligaments indeed it was a seed who would grow up as crazy as she dare make fun of dat baby cause that baby was me I'ma an caged will turned crazed but how the fuck you 'sposed da up when ya werent raised so as i got and i got alot taller, my dick shrunk smaller but my got larger I'll drink more liqor da fuck you up than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin da word My morals [fart noise] the president got oral sex in his office on top of his desk with mark his own employee now dont me you wont avoid me you cant miss me im white, blonde hair and my nose is im the bad guy, who makes fun of that die in crashes and laughs as as it aint happen da him Slim Shady im as crazy as em-inem and kim the maniac's in replacin the doctor cause dre. make it today he's a under the weather so im takin his place oh dre. wit and ak to his face, make me kill him to and spray his brains all over the place i told you dre. you should've kept that thing put i guess that'll teach you not to let me play wit it ay
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Dre: ite look just go up to dat muthafucker, get the muthafuckin money and get the up outta there Ite Dre: Em Whaaat Dre: Dont nobody dis time Eminem: ite ,goddamn what the [whistling] Eminem: How you doin. I need to make a OK Eminem: Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and i wont you Clerk:Dont me Eminem: I said i wasnt gonna kill you lookin around Hurry the fuck up YOU 3] Windows tinted on my ride i drive in it so when i rob a run out and just dive in it so the guys in it and if anyone the guy in it i'll hide for 5 come back, the eye witness at the private eye who fired me from my business Die bitches, bastards, pets, this lucky i didnt blast his ass yet if i ever gave a fuck i'd my nuts tuck my dick in my legs and cluck you motherfucking chickens aint brave enough to say the stuff i say so just tape it shit half the shit i say i just it up to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass and if it's not a rapper i'll make it as I'ma be a rapist in a jason mask
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