Crazy Horse

Singing, with a mischevous grin
Staring, she drew me in with her eyes and held me there with her

Everybody in the cafe laughed
But I got bad news when I got back
"Good job, dude", Anandi said
"You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend"

Now I'm in deep shit, I said
I had a bag over my head,
Bleach in my hair
But I pulled in down a little lower
Crazy horse is the meanest of the mean
The leader of the lowest of the low

St. Paul skins with a bullet hole in his head
And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend

Anandi grabbed a napkin
She drew a diagram with red lipstick
This is how you'll look when he gets through
You never should have come in the first place
Now the boot boys are gonna rearrange your face
"I tried to warn you", she said
"But now you're going back to kiss her again"