Country Girl (the Anti-country Song)

I aint no inbred
Maybe my neck is red
I watch TV in bed Cause Im a pot
Calling the kettle black
Driving my Cadillac
Thats got a gun rack
Cause Im country

I may not like to drink
I like my brain to think
My camo pants are pink
But I can raise a
Whole lotta holy hell
I got a rebel yell
I may not shoot too well
But Im country

Cause I got a heart of gold
The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole
I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll
But dont you tell me I aint a country girl

I ain't afraid of dirt
Not on my flannel shirt
But I can wear a skirt
And I know how to
Have me a little fun
Cuz I can get er done
Don't look so stunned
Cuz I'm country

You know I must admit
I like to chew and spit
Maybe party a bit
Even know
My Mommas name is maam
Daddy did Vietnam
Might be Republican
But Im American

Cause I got a heart of gold
The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole
I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll
But dont you tell me I aint a country girl

Dont need some dual e truck
That cost me megabucks
I make my own luck
But then I like to
Stand here beside my man
And show just what I am
Check out my farmer tan
Ya know I'm hot, man

Cause I got a heart of gold
The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole
I may look just a bit like Im rock n roll
But dont you tell me I aint a country girl

'Cause I got a heart of gold
My bloods red, white and blue in my deepest soul
I skinny dip at night down at the swimming hole
So don't you tell me I ain't country

I got a heart of gold
The Stars and Stripes on my flagpole
I may look just a bit like I'm rock 'n roll
So don't you tell me I ain't a country girl