Countin' To 10

When I say yes you say no
When I say flood you say flow
When I say sham you say schmuck
When I say fame you say luck

Now let me run over this simple plan once again
You're gonna count your chickens while I'm countin' to 10
And if you muck it up I'm gonna get you a casket
For putting our eggs in one little basket (oh-oh-oh-oh)

When I say beer you say wine
When I say fun you say fine
When when I say high you say low
When I say hey you say ho

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