Couldn't Do It

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head maybe juggle three alley cats
Take out the King Kong still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a lichen
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the most

Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Come back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?

You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this

I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
I've talked to Satan, I've talked to god
Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?

You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this
You know, I don't like to do this

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the King Kong and I still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the most

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
I couldn't do it
Could you do it?

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
No I couldn't do it
Could you do it?