Costa Del Dorset

Oo ah
Everyone's off to España
Off to the sun and the sea
I wonder why they all go there
All fiesta no siesta
Can't understand what they're saying
All the ole and si si
I likes it where they talks homely
Costa del Dorset for me

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Costa del Dorset for me

I went to a typical café
For some of their real English tea
It came in a glass with some lemon
Taste like poison an' it got flies on
They gave me a gr't big paella
Of rice puddin' bubble and squeak
I brought a load home for me rhubarb
And it grew seven feet in a week
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