[Intro: Elliot] We are the VA to the Neptunes and the Clipse To ya bootleggers we off both of ya legs The underrated Maganoo, comin' with the The run away I, Mistameanor Escaping from all ya fraudulent but not least, the heavyweight champion, Mr. Mosley
[Verse 1: It's been a time, I shouldn't have left you Without some nieces and nephews To cover all the beats, and the I been through up, sorry I left you Thinking of this, I keep repeating hits Like that Aaliyah, Timberlake, or Elliott shit (Shit) As you sit by the radio, on the dial tone As you it, pump up the volume Jump you hear them speakers let it off (Off) Mr. VA to set it off Well I don't know what you heard, and I don't what ya know Well my folks told me, (YOU GOT IT! Oh) So, "Up Jumps the Boogie", let the work (Uh huh) And put me on you red alert 'Cause it's the big bad Timmy, Maganoo, and Like THREE THE HARD WAY!, comin' straight out of
[Chorus: Missy DJ's in the mix shows you better go to the store and COP SHIT! (Oh Lord) And to the dubbin' the bootleg We breaking off of ya legs, COP THAT SHIT! (Oh Lord) Stop CD's from a friend and I'ma say it again, nigga COP SHIT! (Oh Lord) 'Cause it's the shit, out on the streets So when you hear this CD go and COP SHIT! (Oh Lord)
[Verse 2: Missy you say you love me, it doesn't matter It into my head as just chit-chatter You may I'm egotistical or just very free Won'tcha say I go it to, TIMOTHY! say I'm whack, but they don't tell me so Let them pretend to be me, then know I hate one, pretend to fantasize I despise, those who even try Sweat between my thighs {*sniff*} stinking Yo is over, career sinking I told all of you, like I told all of say to me be, FIST TO YA CHIN! In one ear and right out the "Ayyio you ugly!" yeah ya mother I pay attention, I don't concentrate You ain't got the bait, that it to hook this, huh
[Verse 3: I'm your idol, the title, numero uno I'm not a Puerto Rican but I do up to Fat Joe And understand I got the gift of And it's a blessing, being from them VA I talk sense in the form of a poem If I wasn't writing rhymes I'd be breaking in I'm young, so my gun's my security I'm not afraid nigga do you gon do to me I get paid when your record is To put it short, heh I got it I'm talented, yes I'm My uppercut boy that'll get ya You got cash? man frontin Living off damn every that you cutting My name and I roll wit two stars Every CD we 48 bars My name Magoo and I'm a star Every other month I get a new car!