Cool

You might be a celebrity, everybody sits up and begs
You might be the sexiest thing since God invented legs
You might be a dictator, a dealer or a saint
Cool is here to tell you when you're cool and when you ain't

If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work
If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk

Now you might be a Nazi, lookin' for a friend
You might be a beginning, looking for an end
Some folks go for the ice and snow, some like it Florida hot
Cool is here to tell you what is cool and what is not

If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work
If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk

Or you can write a book about the money you took
You can pose on the cover nude
You can only flip on an ego trip, time'll do the cover on you
But don't you ever cross me, dude
'Cos that ain't cool, that's an attitude

I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool
I'm so cool, I'm so cool, cool
I'm so cool, cool, I'm so cool, cool
I ain't nobody [Incomprehensible]

You might be a macho man, 50 million sit-ups a day
Or you might be an expert with something important to say
You might be an evangelist, livin' on the wages of sin
Cool is here to tell you what is out and what is in

If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work
If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk

Well, if you lose your cool, if you lose your cool
You ain't nothing but a cool jerk
If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool
You ain't nothing but a cool jerk

If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool
You ain't nothing but a cool jerk
If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool
You ain't nothing but a

I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool
I'm cool, I'm cool, cool, cool