Cookie Jar (Stressed Out Remix)

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and Im still a cookie whore
You can hide them, I'mma find them, on the counter, in the closet
And Ill say I aint do it with my face covered in chocolate

My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that

She still dont be believing me
And I guess that Im cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, thatll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians
Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians,

Double stuffed or thin mint
It dont matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth thatll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In they seven jeans

Want you to be the one
And my only
I want to be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

Im a monster for these cookies
Im a beast for they treats
An animal for they crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar

And there you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess Im a failure
I cant seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but
It is what it is