Was the dark of the moon on the of June In a pullin' logs Cab-over Pete with a on And a haulin' hogs We is headin' for on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a ol' convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a ol' convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and join our Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
By the time we got Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as on a bumper; They had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A. Convoy!
Well, we up Interstate 44 a rocket sled on rails. We tore up all of our sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' They'd brought up some the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken was full'a bears And choppers the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for With a thousand trucks An' long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
Well, we laid a for the Jersey shore Prepared to the line I could see the was lined with bears But I have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "We ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I says "Let them roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!