Was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth logs Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We is headin' for bear on 'Bout a mile outta Town I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a little ol' through the night. Yeah, we got a ol' convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A. Convoy!
By the time we got Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; They had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We about to go bear."
we got a great big convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We roll this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
Well, we up Interstate 44 a rocket sled on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, Them bears was smart: They'd up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, chicken coops was full'a bears And filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Prepared to the line I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and join our Ain't nothin' get in our way. We roll this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!