Congratulations

You always surprise me with the way you use your eyes
I mean the way you see things differently from me
And I'm green with envy how you see a glass half full
When its just one gulp away from empty
I'm pleased you think that everything is nice
Ignorence is bliss so dont think twice

Congratulations on you hullucinations
Congratulations on your hullucinations
They bear no relation to the truth

Explain from what perspective everythings improving
Or is that all too confusing for you?
Either you're completely crazy or you know something I dont
My guess is that its something I dont want to
What gets you from A to B?Does it start with a capital G-O-D?

Congratulations on your hullucinations
Congratulations on your hullucinations
They bear no relation to the truth

Is is the X-Files of the Kung-Fu?
Have you got a guru?
Who will show you what your money's really worth?
Is it all down to home-grown?
Baby please phone home
We miss you back here on planet earth
I know that this is water off your back
But will you tell me what it is that makes you quack?

Congratulations on your hullucinations
Congratulations on your hullucinations
They bear no relation to the truth
They bear no relation

I'll have what you're having
And make mine a double