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These are my Just when I thought I all I can say I up with more secrets to tell you today These are my Slipped my mind the two times, silly me So now I give you part three of my confessions
First I told you 'bout the that I was cheatin' with Then I she's havin' my kid That's not all, now I more, you see So give you part three of my confessions
Now this gon' be the thing I think I ever had to do Gonna you everything I left out of parts one and two Like, remember I told you that I knew Pauley Shore Pauley Shore, that's a lie, I know what I said that for
I your ChapStick from you without asking Oh, and I tried out nose hair trimmer too And by the way, your "diamond" is cubic zirconium I your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one
are my confessions Just when I I said all I can say I to get some things off my chest right away These are my Slipped my mind the two times, silly me Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my
Threw up on your dog last time I had too to drink There've been times when I peed in your know why but you and I should agree That belongs in part of my confessions
Baby me I'm still trying to figure out Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the grout Oh, and in private Really like to dress up like Shirley And spank myself a hockey stick
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get raise I haven't changed my in twenty-seven days And when I'm you I fantasize you're a midget I'm so sorry Debbie, I mean
These are my Just when I I said all I can say I got a few more secrets I'd like to These are my Slipped my the last two times, silly me Now I guess I gotta you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I and picked up off the floor FYI, it was not a cold (Not a sore) Whoops, my bad (Hope not sore at me) But you'll be madder at me I finish part three of my confessions
You don't how hard it is for me to tell you this But you remember that shirt you got me for my Well, I returned it for credit thing was hideous, what were you thinking? Oh, by the way, I wasn't sick last week I just didn't to go to your stupid office picnic Oh, and I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies What I meant was, there was enough left for me, sorry
These are my Just when I I said all I can say I thought of some things that should scare you away These are my Slipped my the last two times, silly me I guess I gotta give you three of my confessions
Once I my nose and then I wiped it on your cat And I lied, yes, that dress makes you fat Anyway, I say anymore 'Til I give you four of my confessions
I mean, I'm just getting here I'm not even halfway down the This could go on for
Hey hey, you goin'? Was it I said? Women!