Luyện nghe bài hát Confessions Part Ii

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These are my
when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more to tell you today
are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, me
So now I gotta give you part three of my

First I told you 'bout the skank I was cheatin' with
Then I mentioned she's my kid
That's not all, now I more, you see
So give you part three of my confessions

Now this gon' be the thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I out of parts one and two
Like, when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore
Pauley Shore, that's a lie, I don't know what I that for

I borrowed your ChapStick from you without
Oh, and I tried out your hair trimmer too
And by the way, your "diamond" ring is zirconium
I killed your accidentally, just replaced it with another one

These are my
Just I thought I said all I can say
I need to get some things off my right away
These are my
my mind the last two times, silly me
Now I guess I gotta give you three of my confessions

Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to
There've been times when I peed in your
Don't know why but you and I agree
That belongs in part of my confessions

forgive me I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and in private
Really like to dress up like Temple
And spank with a hockey stick

My boss I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my in twenty-seven days
And I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so Debbie, I mean Bridget

are my confessions
Just when I I said all I can say
I got a few more I'd like to convey
These are my
my mind the last two times, silly me
Now I guess I gotta give you part of my confessions

you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI, it was not a cold
(Not a sore)
Whoops, my bad
(Hope not sore at me)
But you'll be madder at me when I finish part of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you
But you remember shirt you got me for my birthday?
Well, I it for store credit
That thing was hideous, were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick week
I didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies
I meant was, there was only enough left for me, sorry

These are my
Just I thought I said all I can say
I thought of some things that should scare you away
are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, me
I guess I gotta give you part of my confessions

I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes, that makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say
I give you part four of my confessions

I mean, I'm getting started here
I'm not even halfway down the
This thing go on for

Hey hey, you goin'?


Was it I said?
Women!