Concealed Weapons

Buried treasure
All that hidden loot
She didn't seem so dangerous
So harmless yet to boot
You break the ice
She'll turn on you
She's way beyond the law
She yells, "Freeze!"
When you want her to thaw

She's a dead-aim, sure shot,
Sweet ammo in her shoe
What sticks right out her chest,
She's got aiming right at you
She'll make a sharp inspection
From head to toe
Then she'll slap her handcuffs on
And say, "Honey, you can't go"

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
Most dangerous you ever saw
(Stick 'em up)
Concealed weapons
Concealed weapons
(They oughta be against the law)

You might have her covered
But there ain't no way to stop her
She's got her secret weapons
And there's no way she will drop 'em
She can change hands, turn around,
And take a fancy shot
If you can put the bullet
Into her cartridget slot

Spread 'em out, palms down,
Up against the wall
You've been had but you ain't sad
No army you can call
And when she pats you down,
You best not take a risk
Speak not, move not
When she starts to frisk

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
She's gonna beat you to the draw
(Stick 'em up)
Concealed weapons
Concealed weapons
(They oughta be against the law)

She didn't know that she was packin'
She didn't know my heart was crackin'
She was shootin' with live ammunition
She was attackin' from every position
She had me pinned down, tight on the floor
She blew me away and I was hurtin' for sure

Concealed Weapons,
Concealed Weapons
(They oughta be against the law)

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
Most dangerous you ever saw

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
(They oughta be against the law)

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
She's gonna beat you to the draw

(Stick 'em up)
Stick 'em up
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
(They oughta be against the law)

(Stick 'em up)

(Stick 'em up)
Let me tell you about those
(Whoa, concealed weapons)
(They oughta be against the law)