Luyện nghe bài hát Comic Relief

Oh God, Oh God, is real life
is when you wanna sing all the day,
you know, I may well be a sequel to Jaws,
in a shark is attacked by a great white woman,
I'm not going to do the sequel to Jaws at all,
I'm the sequel to 'Emanuelle',
I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'. Actually not dirty at all,
it's just a lot of and mezzuzas.
And er, one sub-plot,
in which a woman who has an un-natural relationship a Kreplach.
I know there be one or two of you out there,
who haven't got the vaguest idea the hell is a Kreplach,
and to of you I say...
A Kreplach is a from Kreplachia,
which is a very small nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia,
You don't hear from them too much since the iron fell!
But now and again, one or two Kreplach's manage to escape...
But to Cleveland!

[Audience YES!
Member:] Not True!

What!?
There we one Kreplach.
Who one Kreplach that to get to Cleveland!
In fact, I venture to say that was the that ate Cleveland!
[Audience Are you sure!?
No, Belle Barth used to
'Shut your hole honey, mines money!'
Member:] OH!
Ooh, she say that!
I said that,
I say that,
I said that!

Oh did you the news!?
You heard the news,
I tell you the news,
I am the of news here.
I slept with Jack
Laughs]
You wanna what else!?
They slept Jack Kennedy!
to the Harlette's]
Talk your "Bay of Pigs"! Really.

Oh, I'm Girls.
Oh my God,
Oh God,
Oh God,
Alright,
Oh God,
Oh God,
Oh God,
Oh God,
Alright,
Alright,
Alright!

Please me everyone!
Please me!
Just a yolk,
'em if they can't take a joke!