Luyện nghe bài hát Colorado Cool-Aid

Well, I was in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas
Was drinkin' Cool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans
An' we was that you say?
Colorado Cool-Aid?

Well, it's a can of brewed from a mountain stream
It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys
Oh, it sure is
Yeah, we was havin' one of them real good times

But you know every beer joint that ever been in
Some big, mean who just ain't got no friend
Sure enough, he wants to
Yeah, he's whip everything in sight

Well, he took him a big cold of beer
And he in my Mexican friends ear
And sure enough that my buddy real mad
That's somethin' he ain't never had

Well, Sir, he out a big, long switch blade knife
Quick as a whistle he began to
And that big mean drunk stood back, his face of tears
Lookin' down at the floor, an' one of his

Ha, he cut that thing off with the sideburns
You say the little Mexican fella, he just didn't give a durn
But he was a gentleman it
An' bent over and with a half way
it up and handed it back to him

He said, "Now big man, you get the urge to spit a little
"Just open up your hand there and it in your own ear
be no trouble that way", that's what I heard him say

And I said, "Barmaid, set us up a round of that Cool-Aid
An while you're up there, this big fella here, a box of Bandaids"

Now let me tell you if ever ridin' down in south of Texas
Decide to an' drink some Colorado Cool-Aid
An' maybe to some Mexicans
An' you get the urge to get a little
Better damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muff

Hey, ain't that right, big man? I said that right big man?
Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this anyway, he ain't got no ear

Hey barmaid, us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Cool-Aid
How it?
How you doin', big man? got your ear there in your hand?