Luyện nghe bài hát College Kids

Someone please save us, us college
What my parents me is what I did
They said go to and be a college kid
But in the end I why I did

I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat broke, I've got no cash to
Sell all my books for front row tickets to Dave Band
My girlfriends at school I know this year will test her
I called, found out she had three boyfriends last semester

And why I say
"Oh no, not for me, not for me
it torture, call it university
No, arts and is all I need
take calligraphy
And I'll make a fake degree"

Eighty grand later I out that all I had learned
Is that you should show up to take your finals and midterms
The party scene is mean, I think it's sick and twisted
The navy showed up at my dorm and that I enlisted

And why I say
"Oh no, not for me, not for me
it torture, call it university
No, and crafts is all I need
I'll calligraphy
And then make a fake degree"

get excited, she'll say no without a doubt you see
And I've decided college girls just go out with me
make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard
Like cell phone service I drop out college is too hard

Its time to call my
it's his alma mater
Good grades aren't what they
I think he the dean

time to call my father
'Cause it's his mater
He said proud of me
But always was his dream
And I always say its not for me

Oh no, not for me, not for me
Call it torture, it university
No, and crafts is all I need
take calligraphy
And I'll make a fake degree

Someone save us, us college kids
What my parents me is what I did
They said go to school and be a kid
But in the end I why I did

Do what make you happy
Do you feel is right
but one thing matters
Learn how to live life

Do what make you happy
Do what you is right
Only but one thing
Learn how to your life