College Girls

She's got a guitar
And she has been offended
She's rocking open mike night
So everybody listen
She walked in on her boyfriend, so wrong
And now she will destroy him with her song
She's gotta get this out of her system
Before she starts to miss him

College girls write songs about college guys
About to be in love and of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world for college girls

She found him on her Facebook
That's how she caught him cheating
And now she's gonna write a rock song
About how she doesn't need him
She's gonna spend a weekend, like so
Just hanging with her girlfriends, woooah
She's gonna tell the world she's lonely
At a midnight karaoke

College girls write songs about college guys
About to be in love and all of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world for college girls

College girls don't stay that way for long
And girls gone wild grow up to be girls gone mom
So don't become a bad memory
Treat them all respectfully
'Cause it's a not so perfect world

College girls write songs about college guys
About to be in love and all of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world
It's a not so perfect world
It's a not so perfect world for college girls