Cold Beer, Hot Women & Cool Country Music

Chop!
Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair
Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair
She's on her front porch and I'm on mine
She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine

I love hot hot women
And I love cold beer
I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer
Yeeoh!

One day is bad the next is worse
The Devil gave me an awful curse
He makes me crave women I can't get
So, I sleep all day wake up and fret

But, I love hot women And I love cold beer
I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer
Yeeoh-oooh!

It's nights like this that I can't breathe
Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read
So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam
She's not too skinny but she is too fat
She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that
She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear
But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer

And I love hot women
And I love cold beer
Well, I love hot women
And I love cold beer
I love hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer