Coahulia

Well, I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
The last ten years of my life Ive been feeling kind of lonely
I dont do love, I dont do women named Hannah
I dont do red haired girls from Louisiana

Im suffering from a kind of indecision
About what Im a gonna watch on television
Ill dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
With a little brown haired girl and her tequila

My mama always seems to sing the same song
Youll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks
What she says is true, with that I must agree
Cause any girl worth having wouldnt have a thing to do with me

Im suffering from a kind of indecision
About what Im a gonna watch on television
Ill dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
A little brown haired girl and her tequila

Im sitting here just to a sucking on my cavity, cavity
I'm thinking of the things they used to say to me, tragedy

And Im suffering from a kind of indecision
About a little brown haired, a little brown haired
A little brown haired girl and her tequila