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Charles Nelson Reilly was a man
The kind of man you'd disrespect
He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal, excreted everyday
He could throw you a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know love him anyway

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de with two flat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was
He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you you died
Everyday he' the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two piggyback ride, giddy up Gene

warrior, master of disguise
He could your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah
Oh
He had his own at the DMV
He made sweet, love to a manatee
Oh
Oh yeah, was something to see, I tell ya

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail
As a aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile
With an engine block strapped to his
He could eat frozen waffles
Then any other man I
Once he fell off the Chrysler
And he barely even his toe
Had a tiny scratch on his toe
even hurt

Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion, but he never ever told a
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him a star
You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's
But Lord knows you don't around with CNR
No, no, no
Talkin' CNR