'Whole freeze'
It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, she was Draped in a burgundy dress, superbly Curved indeed, she staring in my direction Luring and urging seductively, language instructing me
I offered her a instead she took a cup of tea And then I lied about my lifestyle I said 'So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I would love to see you in a
She said 'They call me the Dragon and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the of pressure and you'll never see me sweat come to your country in search of a lost Scroll That contains directions to a hidden village of gold'
I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you me this?" She said the description I fit Was that of the Chosen One who'd go Then a concoction in my drink set my consciousness adrift
Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse to a chair With an of flair surrounding me in a circular angle Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, imagining a thing Her steps on the had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey a was hovering towards me garlic from the Keepers of the Gate Who bore all the secrets and take of trespassers But at last it's prophesied I would gain access To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and the Scroll
Massive helicopters the rooftops, strapped in Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what Thought of a way to get out of it, just the bottom gave way I falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, The of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren Was I entering near the mere life span's end? Defiantly I stood as they began closing in And time seemed to be rapidly just then
house freeze'
Just then I pulled the and somehow It affected all the creatures as they stepped and bowed And the same Glow I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion, who leading me In a specific direction as if trying to me something
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had described Appeared in statue form but their eyes And as I approached the gate they to break open and cried 'After years we have been awakened'
The was on, I got knocked to the ground by one Shocked in an unorthodox boxing Throwing an abnormal proportion of blows, karate chops And drop kicks, struggling deeper into the swamp
I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck Saw it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing Off with heads, the gates slowly and mysteriously opened So I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective
Spider webs the of king size beds Fell into a secret not knowing to where it lead Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the At instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll And just as I my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily my shoulder
As she to transform and metamorphosis She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and And sprouted two horns and began to breathe So once again I my trusty Sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a turned and grasped the Scroll And exited much than secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of flames cast in my I saw my life flash and the possibility of death And a passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another round this madness?
house freeze'