'Whole freeze'
It was a Thursday I to the club, there she was Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted Curved indeed, she started in my direction Luring and seductively, body language instructing me
I her a drink instead she took a cup of tea And I lied about my luxury lifestyle I said 'So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I love to see you in a nightgown'
She said 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come Tibet I'm calm in the face of and you'll never see me sweat I've come to your in search of a lost Scroll That contains directions to a village comprised of gold'
I looked at her confused and said, "But why you told me this?" She said the description I fit Was that of the One who'd go beyond slipped a concoction in my drink Immediately set my adrift
Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, I in a warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of flair me in a circular angle Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, imagining a thing Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed
To prepare me for my journey a was hovering towards me Plus garlic from the of the Gate Who all the secrets and take care of trespassers But at last it's prophesied that I would access To a cultural dynasty and seize and capture the Scroll
helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in Began into the darkness, knew not of what awaited Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom way I began falling and it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, The sounds of the wild piercing like a siren Was I near the mere mortal life span's end? I stood boldly as they began closing in And time seemed to be moving rapidly then
'Whole freeze'
Just then I pulled the Sword and It affected all the as they stepped back and bowed And the same that I seen in the Sword I seen in the of the Lion, who began leading me In a specific direction as if trying to me something
Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had described Appeared in statue form but their scoped And as I the gate they began to break open and cried years we have finally been awakened'
The assault was on, I got to the ground by one Shocked in an unorthodox form an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops And drop kicks, plunged deeper into the swamp
Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it my neck Saw that it was draining all of energy and then with a swing Off with their heads, the gates and mysteriously opened So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my
Spider webs the size of size beds Fell into a secret passage not to where it lead Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden And just as I thought my mission was I could the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder
As she began to and metamorphosis She took on an of legs, arms, heads and eyes And sprouted two horns and began to fire So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my
She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the And exited much faster secreted gas, I'm gasping Clasp full of flames cast in my I saw my life flash and the possibility of death And a casket passed the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another round inside madness?
house freeze'