'Whole house
It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, she was Draped in a dress, silhouetted superbly Curved indeed, she started in my direction Luring and urging seductively, body instructing me
I offered her a instead she took a cup of tea And then I lied about my luxury I said 'So who you be? You looking of tight, gal I love to see you in a nightgown'
She said 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from I'm calm in the of pressure and you'll never see me sweat I've come to your country in search of a lost That contains directions to a village comprised of gold'
I looked at her and said, "But why have you told me this?" She said the description I fit Was that of the Chosen One go beyond slipped a concoction in my drink Immediately set my adrift
Now, I'm in zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of flair me in a circular angle up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing Her on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my a Sword was hovering towards me garlic from the Keepers of the Gate Who bore all the and take care of trespassers But at last it's prophesied that I would gain To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the
helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way I began falling and it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed by a herd of wild barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild piercing like a siren Was I near the mere mortal life span's end? Defiantly I stood boldly as began closing in And time seemed to be moving just then
house freeze'
Just then I pulled the Sword and It affected all the creatures as they stepped and bowed And the same that I seen in the Sword I seen in the of the Lion, who began leading me In a specific direction as if trying to me something
Just over the horizon, the same who had been described Appeared in statue form but their eyes And as I approached the gate they to break open and cried 'After years we have finally been
The was on, I got knocked to the ground by one Shocked in an unorthodox boxing Throwing an proportion of body blows, karate chops And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper the swamp
Then I grabbed my Sword, the put it around my neck Saw that it was draining all of their and then with a swing Off with their heads, the slowly and mysteriously opened So curiously I moseyed in with focusing on my objective
Spider webs the size of king beds Fell into a secret passage not knowing to it lead Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the At instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll And as I thought my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing over my shoulder
As she began to transform and She took on an assortment of legs, arms, and eyes And sprouted two horns and began to fire So once again I grabbed my Sword but to my astonishment
She it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll And exited faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping full of flames cast in my direction I saw my whole life flash and the of death And a casket passed into the ground, for pound, astounding How could I survive and last round inside this madness?
'Whole freeze'