Cledus T My Cellmate I'm Sexy Hi ho Silver, AWAY! After my show, thought I'd have a fun. Hopped on a horse: sure could run. Well, I got a butt kickin, the police finally caught me. ("Give me my horse!!!") Not a moment too soon, Tim McGraw in. Did his best Jackie Chan, a cop on the chin. Now I don't why they's arrestin' me,
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy, I turn him on. He's staring at me, oh, when the guards are gone. I'm runnin out of cigarettes; askin me to dance. He says I'm good in these orange pants. I wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me. My thinks I'm sexy.
I'd give to be back on my bus. I'm in my bunk, but he's climbin' on up. Swears all he me to do is sing him one of my songs. Says got a dream: I'm afraid of what it is. You're never gonna see me on a after this. I only get one call. I hope that is home.
My cellmate I'm sexy, he just won't leave me alone. He's blowin' at me, and I'm a'duckin' em all. I to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance. What part of no this fool understand? I'm in big trouble if don't come and get me. My thinks I'm sexy.
Well one day bars is long enough, when I drop that show gold, man his eyes light up.
My thinks I, My thinks I'm sexy, I really turn him on. My name is Kenny Chesney, this where I belong. Me and in trouble, buddy, one thing is for sure,. George Strait's kick us off his George Strait tour. I'd Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me. My thinks I'm sexy. My cellmate I'm sexy.
I had him hello...hello...hello. Up!!