Cledus T.

The first time that I stole a song
I changed the words as I sang along
Got a laugh, so I did it again
Gave me a great idea

I changed 'breathe' into 'breath'
Then 'I Shaved My Back' was one of the best
Plowboy got a lot of requests
But I was just getting started

Pretty soon they were suing me
Ended up getting all of the royalties
From every one of those parodies
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When Toby came out with I Love This Bar
The next day I wrote I Love NASCAR
Sold a half a million at Walmart
It went go-oh-oh-oh-oh-old

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
Silly videos on TV
Like Great Day To Be A Guy
You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to If Shania Was Mine
Cledus T.
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Well I've done a few by Tim McGraw
Kid Rock and Kenny, and that ain't all
Two-Foot Fred's really three feet tall
But hes a big star

I could do a song by Brad Paisley
But the Dixie Chicks really hated me
They're not the only ones, you see
So did Gar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth

I did so good on tour one summer
Came home and bought me Urban's Hummer
Celebrity Fit Club was such a bummer
I hated that show-oh-oh

This song may not get a million plays
Like Eric Church's does these days
But I hope he hears it anyway
On his radio-oh-oh-oh

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
Silly videos on TV
Like Great Day To Be A Guy
You may not like parodies
But theyre funny as hell to me
All the way back to If Shania Was Mine
Cledus T.
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I turned 'Red Solo Cup'
Into 'Double D Cups'
Now Eric Church is up
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh

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You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to 'If Shania Was Mine'
Cledus T.
Cledus T.
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Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh