Citizens Band Radio

Conspiracy theory number one
Jesus was a man from Mars
The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun
And the three wise men arrived in cars

Conspiracy theory number two
War is just a marketing plan
If youve got an army wholl die for you
You can be a marketing man

I heard it on the citizens band

Theres really nothing to it hardly
Its elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABC

I heard it on the citizens band
I heard it from the citizens band

Conspiracy theory number three
The government control who you are
And if your musics good for the economy
You can be a rock and roll star

Theres really nothing to it hardly
Its elementary
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
As simple as ABC

I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while
And heard some corporate rock
Some multi-national and at the end of the dial
I heard some manufactured pop

I pulled in to the side of the road
And re-tuned to 95 point I dont know

Citizens band radio
The home of the stars
Tune into the breakfast show
And listen to the man from mars

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