Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas! Come on in and some room on over, now! Go - out for the baby head! The baby... You to head the baby in the head. Why you gotta take up seats? move on over! Lets start the We a special guest tonight... He goes by the name of Chris Webby Now, this you man, hails Connecticut After six After half a million After 20 million YouTube sold out shows And many a fan! All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your... Webby
You see I'm now Shovel in I dug from the underground Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen They used to run mouth Shit, Daffy Duckin' now! Came out First shoot was my ultrasound Throwin' up my middle fingers in my Mother's Spittin' off of the top Vesuvius Always disturbing the peace said I was Ludacris Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, Smart guy Taj Mauer eatin' pot brownies On the run for killing 'till the f*ckin' cops found me On the loose Apple and gin Out manouverin' my Leave 'em with in Cut 'em up my flow is sharper than Excalibur Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these Gladiator in the Swinging for your f*cking Slicing up beats you b*tches can even cut a check Up next, stop, success, like,
Now hold on, now up, hold on now, hold on... You gots to teach these how to rap. Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. wack You got to show them the multi-syllable You got to show the air-tight flow You got to show them, them Now get on in there and do thing, son!
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