Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas! Come on in and make some on over, now! Go - watch out for the head! The baby... You about to head the in the head. Why you gotta take up both Just on over! start the show We have a special guest tonight... He by the name of Chris Webby Now, this you man, hails Connecticut After six After a million dollars After 20 YouTube views Countless out shows And a satisfied fan! All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your... Chris
You see I'm now in hand I dug from the underground Lyrical loaded with forty-dozen rounds They used to run mouth Shit, Daffy Duckin' now! Came out First photo shoot was my Throwin' up my middle fingers in my uterus Spittin' off of the top Vesuvius Always caught disturbing the They said I was Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but stupid, b*tch Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin' pot On the run for beats 'till the f*ckin' cops found me On the again Apple and gin Out my enemies 'em with sutures in Cut 'em up Cause my flow is than Excalibur Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to challengers in the flesh Swinging for your neck Slicing up these While you b*tches can even cut a Up next, stop, success, like,
Now hold on, now hold up, on now, hold on... You to teach these boys how to rap. Cause what boys out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack You got to them the multi-syllable schemes You got to show the air-tight flow You got to show them, punchlines Now get on in and do your thing, son!
Everything I do, I do it with with a full moon in the dark Tear a f*cking human I'm smart on the east But my music made a westward expansion something Lewis and Clark up the musical charts And me falling That's like Bullseye from losing at darts I'm just a motherf*cker Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties I'm inclined Put my spirit in my Veins pumpin' You can hear it in my Rollin' a bunch of goons we grindin' on And we All You can me up on Cybertron I am on Bad Evil-er That's how the cookie crumbles Keebler! Mark my teachers They told me I should be mature But now that my pockets up I'm never vegan, sir Grindin' 'till the f*ckin' day I stop