Bob Al was a man of the Nile. A fez on his and a whole lot of style. Shady liked to kill and to rob And one day without being He Bob (And that ain't right.) Well right in the Bob lay at Shady's feet And everyone stared, no one to compete. there dared to compete. Nobody cared Bob died Nobody to try and save him Hey away pretend like Bob was never there Unbeknownst to Shady, Bob had a bro who him dearly Bob had a bro who him dearly is on his way. Chuck Al was a man of the sands A fez on his and a gun in his hands. He had thirty knives in a bandolier, A in his sock, and a bug in his ear. Bad news fast, so did Chuck, so they say. For Shady did Chuck would make Shady pay. Chuck Al was on his way. Nobody cared when Bob Nobody to try and save him Hey look away pretend like Bob was there to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Bob had a bro who loved him is on his way. Shady was afraid: he paid to save his ass And they up their swords, Hawked and roared until Chuck arrived. Slowly across the dunes he on a camel hard as enamel. He didn't for an invitation, He out his gun and used it well. Well, Chuck spent his slugs on the thugs and killed dead. He then took his sword and he (ha ha ha) off their heads. Shady hurled himself at Chuck's feet Begging for Chuck to let him go free. But Chuck lit his bomb and he Shady up Bob was a brother, you see. Nobody when Bob died Nobody cared to try and him Hey look away like Bob was never there to Shady, Bob had a bro who loved him dearly Bob had a bro who him dearly is on his way. is on his way, hey.