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Christmas With The Achmed Family

Song info

"Christmas With The Achmed Family" (2008) on the albums Don't Come Home for Christmas(2008), Don't Come Home for Christmas(2008).

"Christmas With The Achmed Family" Videos

"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special
"Achmed The Dead Terrorist: Jingle Bombs" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special
"Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Spark of Insanity  | JEFF DUNHAM
"Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM
Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM
Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
Christmas with the Achmed Family (Achmed)
Christmas with the Achmed Family (Achmed)
Achmed's Festive Spirit: Jeff Dunham
Achmed's Festive Spirit: Jeff Dunham
Achmed Returns as The Dead Tourist: Jeff Dunham
Achmed Returns as The Dead Tourist: Jeff Dunham
An Unfortunate Diagnosis This Holiday Season - Jeff Dunham
An Unfortunate Diagnosis This Holiday Season - Jeff Dunham
Achmed The Dead Terrorist is Santa | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed The Dead Terrorist is Santa | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Goes to Israel | All Over the Map  | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Goes to Israel | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM
Meet Achmedina: Jeff Dunham
Meet Achmedina: Jeff Dunham
Achmed Feels Naked: Jeff Dunham
Achmed Feels Naked: Jeff Dunham
"Peanut: The Night Before Christmas" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special  | JEFF DUNHAM
"Peanut: The Night Before Christmas" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM
Introducing Achamedes! The Greek God of Keeler Love! | JEFF DUNHAM
Introducing Achamedes! The Greek God of Keeler Love! | JEFF DUNHAM
"José Jalapeño's ski trip" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special  | JEFF DUNHAM
"José Jalapeño's ski trip" | Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special | JEFF DUNHAM
Christmas 2018: Dinner at the Dunham’s! | JEFF DUNHAM
Christmas 2018: Dinner at the Dunham’s! | JEFF DUNHAM
"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Arguing with Myself  | JEFF DUNHAM
"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed's "Up on the Housetop Ode to 2020" | JEFF DUNHAM
Achmed's "Up on the Housetop Ode to 2020" | JEFF DUNHAM
Walter’s Biggest Secret: Jeff Dunham
Walter’s Biggest Secret: Jeff Dunham
Bubba J and Peanut's Christmas List
Bubba J and Peanut's Christmas List

Lyrics

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks
The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks
The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face
its 117 degrees in this god for saken place
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
No one gets a present on one has a tree
Theres rocks and dirt and rocks and dirt as far as the I can see
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
The people here are terrified so they don't miss behave
They quietly tend the poppy feilds and go home to their caves
Theres no running water
no phones to make a call
The children all play soccer with a goats head for a ball
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
Theres no Christmas lights because theres no electricity
I yell merry Christmas and it echos back to me
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family

mama's in her berka hangling mistltoes
the kids are throughing dirt clods pretending that its snow
I climb down the chimny no one has a clue
then pop out like santa claws and shout "I kill you"
Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
The Christmas light is burrning bright
and filled with kerosene
There is no place on the earth that I would rather be
Then Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family
" I Kill You"


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