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"Christmas Crush" Videos
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Had a crush on Santa
Since I was 9 years old
But oh Santa
Why do you go?
Once a year you come visit me
Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine
But now Santa I want something more
No presents all that this girl's askin' for
Santa sleep with me tonight
I read these words in her diary
An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy
I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did
Wonder what does she see in him
A big old tub of jelly
With a double chin
He's older than my grandmother
Indeed this fetish is really bizarre
Sexual attraction for this holiday star
I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe
But I've gotta act like it's Christmas eve
Santa's suit is what I will get
And give my girlfriend a night
That she'll never forget
And neither will I
Went through my closet and found a red robe
Made a beard out of cotton
Stuffed my shirt with pillows
And drove to my girl's house
I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay
Saw Santa and my girl in red lingerie
And in between all the moans and groans
I heard her say oh Santa, oh Santa
She said Santa I miss you, I love you
I wish you would stay home forever with me
Santa I knew you were coming to town
But tonight you are coming in me
Santa, get off of my girlfriend
Get off of my girlfriend
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- Cross My Heart 2007
- What Would Love Do Now 2007
- Sixteen 2006
- Reflections 2007
- We Are Dumb 2007
- Your Past 2007
- Let Go 2007
- She Don't Care 2007
- Piss Off 2007
- More Than Friends 2007
- Midnight City Sky 2007
- Kids 2007
- Promise Breaker 2007
- Shirley D. Pressed 2007
- Wow, She Dumb 2007
- Suffer 2007
- Single All the Way 2007
- Another Face In The Crowd 2007
- Bad News Blair 2007
- Break Me Down 2007
- Christmas Crush 2007
- Envy Me 2007
- Feliz Navidad 2007
- Grow Up 2007
- Hanging Out 2007
- Hope Sinks 2007
- I Was Right About This 2007

Singles
28 songs
- I Win, You Lose 2007
- Last Nite Regrets 2007
- Cross My Heart 2007
- What Would Love Do Now 2007
- Reflections 2007
- We Are Dumb 2007
- Your Past 2007
- Let Go 2007
- She Don't Care 2007
- Piss Off 2007
- More Than Friends 2007
- Midnight City Sky 2007
- Kids 2007
- Promise Breaker 2007
- Shirley D. Pressed 2007
- Wow, She Dumb 2007
- Suffer 2007
- Single All the Way 2007
- Another Face In The Crowd 2007
- Bad News Blair 2007
- Break Me Down 2007
- Christmas Crush 2007
- Envy Me 2007
- Feliz Navidad 2007
- Grow Up 2007
- Hanging Out 2007
- Hope Sinks 2007
- I Was Right About This 2007
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