Luyện nghe bài hát Choctaw Bingo

Strap them in give 'em a little bit of vodka
In a Coke, we're going to Oklahoma
To the family for the first time in years
It's up at uncle Slayton's 'cause he's on in years

You know he no longer travels but still pretty spry
He's not on talking and he's just too mean to die
And be comin' down from Kansas and from west Arkansas
be one great big old party like you never saw

Uncle got his Texan pride
in the thickets with his Asian bride
He's got a Airstream and a Holstein cow
He still makes whiskey 'cause he still how

He plays that Bingo every Friday night
You know he had to Texas but he won't say why
He owns a quarter section up by Lake
Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug

Sells his hardwood to the chipping mill
that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
He cooks that crystal meth because the shine sell
You know he that money, he don't mind the smell

My cousin Roscoe, oldest boy
From his second marriage up in
He's raised in East St. Louis by his people
Where they do things thought he'd just come down

He was going to Dallas, Texas in a truck
Called from that big McDonald's, you know the one that's up
On that great big ol' bridge across the Rogers Turnpike
Took the Big Cabin exit, stopped and bought a cartons of

At that smoke shop with the big neon smoke rings
In the Nation hit Muskogee late that night
Somebody ran a stoplight at the Bypass
Roscoe tried to 'em but he didn't quite

Bob and Mae up from some little town
Way down by Lake where he coaches football
They were two a champions now for two running
But he says they won't be this year, no they be this year

And he stopped off in Tushka at that Knife and Gun place
Bought a SKS rifle and a full cases
Of steel core ammo with the Berdan primers
From some East bloc nation that no needs 'em

And a Desert that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean, 50 caliber by bad ass Hebrews
And some tracers for that old bar of Slayton's
Soon's it gets we're gonna have us a time
We're gonna have us a

Ruth Ann and Lynn come down from Springs
And one hell raisin' town way up in Southeastern Kansas
Got a biker bar next to the store
That's got them Stones lips up there

in pink neon
And they ride down town everyone can see 'em
And they all night, you know they burn all night
You know burn all night

Ruth Ann and Lynn, wear them cut off britches
And those skinny little halters and they're second to me
Man I don't care I want to get 'em
With a great big ol' hard on like a old Bois D' Arc fence
You could hang a pipe rail from do some
Sisters twisted 'til the cows home and we'd be havin' us a time

Slayton's got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his bride
He's cut that pasture into acre lots
He sells 'em owner financed strictly to

That's got no kind of credit 'cause he knows they're
When they miss payment, then he takes it back
He plays that Choctaw Bingo every night
He drinks his Johnny Walker at that 69

We're gonna strap them kids in 'em a little bit O' Benadryl
And a Cherry we're goin' to Oklahoma
Gonna us a time, gonna have us a time