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Strap kids in
Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a cherry
We're going to to the family reunion for the first time in years
up at uncle Slayton's cause he's getting on in years
You know he no travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not on talking and he's just too mean to die
And they'll be comin' from Kansas
and from west
be one great big old party like you never saw

Uncle Slayton's got his Texan
Back in the thickets with his Asian
got a Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow
He still whiskey 'cause he still knows how
He that Choctaw bingo every Friday night
You he had to leave Texas but he won't say why
He a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
a great big ol' blue cat on a driftin' jug line
Sells his hardwood timber to the shipping
Cooks that crystal meth the shine don't sell
He that crystal meth because the shine don't sell
You know he likes his money he don't the smell

My cousin Roscoe Slayton's oldest boy from his second up in Illinois
He was raised in East St. Louis by his momma's
Where do things different
Thought he'd just come on
He was going to Texas in a semi truck called from that big McDonald's
You know the one they up on that great big ol' bridge
Across the Will Rogers
Took the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a of cartons of cigarettes
At Indian Smoke Shop with the big neon smoke rings
In the Cherokee hit Muskogee late that night
Somebody ran a stoplight at the Bypass
Roscoe tried to 'em but he didn't quite

Bob and Mae come up little town
Way down by Texoma where he coaches football
were two A champions now for two years running
But he says won't be this year no they won't be this year
And he stopped off in Tushka at "Pop's Knife and Gun" place
Bought a SKS rifle and a couple a full of that steel core ammo
With the berdan primers some East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em
And a Desert that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean .50 caliber by badass Hebrews
And some tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's
Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a
We're have us a time

Ruth Ann and come down from Baxter Springs
That's one raisin' town way up in Southeastern Kansas
Got a biker bar to the lingerie store
That's got them Rolling Stones up there where everyone can see 'em
And they burn all night you know they burn all night you they burn all night

Ruth Ann and Lynn they them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second to me
Man I don't care I to get between 'em
With a great big ol' on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a rail gait from
Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come
And we'd be us a time

Uncle got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his Asian
He's cut that corner pasture into acre
He sells 'em owner
Strictly to that's got no kind of credit 'Cause he knows they're slackers
When they that payment
he takes it back
He plays that Choctaw every Friday night
that Johnny Walker at that Club 69
We're gonna strap kids in give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl
And a coke we're goin' to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time