Luyện nghe bài hát Choctaw Bingo

Strap kids in
Give 'em a little bit of in a cherry coke
We're going to to the family reunion for the first time in years
It's up at uncle Slayton's he's getting on in years
You know he no travels but he's still pretty spry
not much on talking and he's just too mean to die
And be comin' down from Kansas
and west Arkansas
It'll be one great big old party you never saw

Uncle got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets his Asian bride
He's got a Airstream and a Holstein cow
He still makes whiskey he still knows how
He plats that Choctaw every Friday night
You know he had to leave Texas but he say why
He a quarter section up by Lake Eufala
Caught a great big ol' blue cat on a jug line
Sells his timber to the shipping mill
Cooks crystal meth because the shine don't sell
He cooks crystal meth because the shine don't sell
You know he his money he don't mind the smell

My cousin Roscoe oldest boy from his second marriage up in Illinois
He was raised in East St. by his momma's people
Where do things different
Thought just come on down
He was going to Dallas in a semi truck called from that big McDonald's
You know the one they up on that great big ol' bridge
Across the Will Turnpike
the Big Cabin exit stopped and bought a couple of cartons of cigarettes
At that Smoke Shop with the big neon smoke rings
In the Cherokee Nation hit Muskogee late that
Somebody ran a stoplight at the Shawnee
Roscoe tried to miss 'em but he didn't

Bob and Mae come up little town
Way down by lake where he coaches football
were two A champions now for two years running
But he they won't be this year no they won't be this year
And he stopped off in at that "Pop's Knife and Gun" place
Bought a SKS rifle and a a full cases of that steel core ammo
With the berdan primers from East bloc nation that no longer needs 'em
And a Desert that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean .50 made by badass Hebrews
And some tracers for that old BAR of Slayton's
Soon as it gets dark we're gonna have us a
We're gonna us a time

Ruth Ann and Lynn come down from Springs
That's one raisin' town way up in Southeastern Kansas
Got a biker bar next to the store
That's got them Rolling lips up there where everyone can see 'em
And they burn all night you know they all night you know they burn all night

Ruth Ann and Lynn wear them cut off britches and those skinny little halters
And they're second to me
Man I don't care I to get between 'em
With a great big ol' on like a old bois d' arc fence post
You could hang a pipe rail gait
Do some twisted sisters 'til the cows come
And be havin' us a time

Uncle got his Texan pride
Back in the thickets with his bride
He's cut corner pasture into acre lots`
He 'em owner financed
Strictly to them that's got no kind of credit he knows they're slackers
When they miss that
Then he it back
He plays that Bingo every Friday night
Drinks Johnny Walker at that Club 69
gonna strap them kids in give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl
And a cherry coke we're to Oklahoma Gonna have us a time