Chocolate Chip

We met in Seussical when I was just seventeen.
You were the coolest monkey this girl had ever seen.
We hit it off right away, hanging out every day.
You are my favorite person, that is how it's gonna stay.
Ate animal fries, in Joseph I was your wife.
You are my best friend and you will be for the rest of my life, because...

You are the knot in my tie,
You are the star in my sky,
The bottle to my wine,
My shoulder when I am crying.
You are the quack to my ducky,
J-woww to my Snooki,
You're the chocolate chip
In my cookie.

As time went on, our love grew even more.
Videos, holidays, slumber parties galore.
Scorpio is our sign, which means we're sexy and fine.
I like pretending that you're straight so I can call you mine.
We shared laughter and tears
Through all of these years
You are the answer to every single one of my prayers, because...

You are the note to my song,
You are the King to my Kong,
You are the ping to my pong,
You are the string of my thong.
You are the tree to my leaf,
You are the air in my queef,
You are the chocolate chip....
In my cookie.

You really love me, I know it.
You know just how to show it.
I'm so lucky I found you.
Without you, I'd be blue.

You are the best of my heart,
The canvas to my art,
The finish to my start,
You are the smell of my fart.
You are the crack of my whip,
The friend to my ship,
You are the chocolate chip in my cookie.