Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha. Pass my popcorn this way.
Everytime out on a date. I want to you, you made me wait. you told me I look like a pimp. But honey, I noticed you waited after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.
- You gotta give me some of your... Chocolate - you waitin' for? Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. Give me of that... Chocolate - Just wait no more.
Every I bring you home. You say you got a headache, you be alone. I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I get you in the bed. I'll that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head.
- Aah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your... Chocolate - you waitin' for? - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that... Chocolate - Just can't no more, uh!
Aahh! out, ha! Haa, haa, uh. up, wait, wait...
- Oh nasty. Give me some of your... Chocolate - you waitin' for, baby? Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me of that... Chocolate - Uh, I said I just wait no more, ah!
up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute. Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. to me now...
I sleep, I dream of you. I dream doin' the things I want to do. I'd make it so nice if I could. Don't you wanna see my Roll? Baby, I'm sure you would.
Chocolate - Ah, oh Lawd. me some of your... - Ha, what you waitin' for? Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me of that... - I..., I..., I said I just can't wait no more, uh!
Chocolate - Ha, look out, uh! me some of your... Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. me some of that... Chocolate - Ha, just wait no more, uh!
Oh baby, what's the the matter, don't you like me? You don't want no young man? You somebody with experience? I could it so nice.
Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. me some of your... Chocolate - you waitin' for? Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me of your... Chocolate - I.., I said I can't wait no more. Look out!
Chocolate - way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby. Chocolate - Aahh, me today. Look out, uh! - Aaah! Chocolate - Jesse, you play somethin'. I think I'm gonna go here and tap on this cowbell.
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. it. Nice, I like it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Gimme some horns. some horns. Look out, huh. Oh nasty, it, ha! Wait, out, bring it back.
- Chocolate. Chocolate - you waitin' for, baby? Chocolate - Candy, tootsie roll. some of that... - Have no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers.
Chocolate - me. Aahh, aahh! - Aahh! No. - Ha haaa, ha haaa! Chocolate - Aaarg! to me now.
Chocolate - way. Tootsie roll. Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old. out. - Aahh, wait. Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up here. It's way past my dinner time, let's go!
.... Garcon, Mr. Day's to order now. Waiter, I think have the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that? .... Mashed potatoes, gravy, sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ... good. .... candy, potatoes, ... good, that's enough. .... peas, grits, ... Hey, wait.. wait.. wait, on, hold.. wait... .... and... Could you take .... I can say anything I want to. Y'all can't fuck me. Didn't ask you all that, just take the menu. .... out. And get the hell out my face, .... Too old. Too ugly. .... Nasty.
But I'm bad. Bad to the bone. What you gonna do me? I'm all alone, hit me.
Chocolate - I like it, I it. Chocolate - But we can't just leave it that. We need somethin' else. Chocolate - We need horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much. Chocolate - Y'all in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap your hands, come on.
That's it. Y'all sing me. Say.. say "Tootsie Roll" Tootsie Roll - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, it. Say... Tootsie Roll - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, on the one... Tootsie Roll - Then clap at all. So exciting. Sing... Tootsie - Yes, yes.
Roll - Stuffin', we need some gravy. Tootsie - Yes. Biscuits, sing... Tootsie Roll - Jerome? Go get my BMW please. Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car.
Tootsie - Ha, good God. Say... Roll - Oh no Stella. You gonna get your "Tootsie Roll"... Tootsie Roll - I have my dinner. Ha ha, sing... Tootsie - Yes, ha! Everybody, look out.
Roll - That's it, that's it. Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, it, we got to go.
.... Hey man, we wanna be singin' man. No no, we s'posed to be dinner now, I got to go
That's it, go.