Chiney Ting

Intro:

Elephant: Jano, watch dem two, watch dem two like Japanese deh, hol on, hol
on, Hi ladies
Japanese woman: Hi elephant man
Ele: Where you from?
Jap: we come from Tokyo Japan
Ele: what you doing in Jamaica ladies?
Jap: we come to Jamaica, but we dont want no itsy bitsy man, we want
Jamaican man cause they are black and strong. And the anaconda weh long.
Ele: so you want the anaconda weh long eh?
Jap: yessss

Verse 1:

(Yuh see Jamaican man)fuss ting we nuh carry nuh teeny weeny ting, da sintin
ya fatta dan di bottle of a Heineken
So when diss chiney ting tell me seh she know fi climb di limb
When di sintin overweight dis gyal a tell mi chiney dream
When mi find di ting, mek she sing like how di chiney sing
Jap: cho nun cho nun cho nun ping Elephant man we want again.
(well) Every morning mi get up and mi fishing like mi fling, catch a double
stopper
fling dem down with the slimy ting, mek she flip summersault on the viney
viney ting
like some chiney gyal inna some blue movie chiney fling
chu mi know fi wok me phone nuh stop ring (you know)

Chorus:

She seh moosy moosy ma, ask har weh she mean she seh see di sintin ya,
Elephant check in like a known reguala
Seh she want me shub it up between the sintin ja
(Alright a dat she want)
She seh moosy moosy ma, ask har weh she mean she seh see di sintin ya,
Elephant check in like a known reguala
Seh she want me shub it up between the sintin ja
(Alright a dat she want)

Verse 2:

Pokie-o, seh she want gimmi the pokie-o
When me stroke it-yo, light mi challis like smokie joe
Mek mi summin grow like di nose a Pinocchio
She seh Oh! keep apply di house inna di rodeo
Jordio, seh she know di sintin coldio, seh she know when di sintin dead how
fi mek di sintin grow
She bottle know, run di boy cause him no want nuh nan-crow
Dem a jancrow! Tooky tooky hooky mack it now

Chorus

Verse 3:

A pack a these, have it ya-so fi di blackanese
She a beg my please, seh she want the ting weh stopanese
Nah go seize, bawl and a beg mi papa please
Have gyal inna the greater and lesser Antilles
Mi have di keys fi open di gyal weh down a belize
Just fi sample dis, gyal ready fi swim di seven seas
Im at ease, when di gyal dem blow mi like a breeze,
Blow mi like a breeze. When dem ** blow mi like a breeze

Chorus

Verse 1

Chorus (repeat till end)